Go wild camping, cross the Channel with SeaFrance and ditch Paris for Brussels, plus 47 more money saving tips
There’s a depression, sorry recession, sorry depression going on. It’s the worst for 30, sorry 100, sorry 1,000 years. There are, no there aren’t, no there are, no there definitely aren’t green shoots of recovery.
What we do know, without a doubt, is that it’s a good year to spend less. The trick is to do it without cramping your style. We can help, with your travel plans at least. Here are our top tips for money-saving on holiday. Some of them are morally dubious — don’t write in, they’re not obligatory — but they will save you a bob or two.
1 You already know the minibar is out. Use it as a fridge for all your 7-Eleven purchases (beer, champagne, iced coffee, Perrier, G&Ts) instead. You can even have fun irritating the hotel by asking them to empty the minibar before you check in . . . It’s your room, after all.
2 Don’t bother with EasyJet’s speedy boarding. It just ain’t worth it.
3 Never simply roll up at a hotel unless there’s plenty of choice in the area. “Walk-ins” are usually charged the highest rates, especially if the front desk knows you don’t have another option. Phone to book first — and ask for a discount (always worth a try).
4 Cut back on the adventures without cutting back on the adventures by booking a spot-the-difference discount alternative. Tribes’s new brand , www.down-to-earth-holidays.com ) offers stripped-back versions of its classic itineraries at truly bargain prices — India’s Golden Triangle tour has dropped from £1,465 with mints on pillows to £580 without. Also try Explore’s , explore.co.uk ) new Back to Basics brand, which offers a 10-day tour of India for £365, excluding flights.
5 SeaFrance is the cheapest way to cross the Channel. Book on the Rodin or the Berlioz, the (relatively) posher of its fleet and reward yourself with a full-service breakfast in the Brasserie. Appropriately, the continental is much nicer than the full-cooked. We can’t speak for lunch or dinner . . .
6. . . and fill up the tank before you drive onto the homebound ferry. Even with the new pricey euro, it’s much cheaper.
7 Comply with Ryanair’s relentless rules and regulations. The no-frills carrier claims to offer the lowest fares, but only if you stick to no frills. This means checking in online with no hold luggage, only one carry-on bag (including anything bought at the airport), paying by Visa Electron (who has one of those?) and taking your own sandwiches (which will be much nicer anyway). Don’t buy any scratchcards from them — you’re better than that.
8 Make lunch at breakfast. It’s thieving, technically, but no hotel worth its bacon and eggs is going to object to you making a nice cheese and ham roll or two from the breakfast buffet. And it means you can lunch on the go: excellent if you have 14 museums to tick off.
9 Except, of course, lunch is cheaper than dinner: so if you’re treating yourself, do it by day, not night. Five-star hotels, in particular, offer bargain lunchtime set menus. Even three-star Michelin jobs will have deals.
10 Before you book any flight, do triple-check that there isn’t a cheaper alternative on Skyscanner.net.
11 Change your credit card. Most credit cards add a loading charge of about 3% on purchases and up to £5 every time you use an overseas ATM. Abbey’s Zero card is the only one on the market that does neither.
12 Hard-core Gore-Tex wearers need that £500 tent, but we summer long-weekenders don’t. We swear by the Eurohike family pack from Millets (www.millets.co.uk ): with a roomy four-person tent, a double and two single sleeping bags, ground mats and a double air mattress, you’ve got the freedom of the countryside for only £100.
13 Now you’ve got the tent pack, where do you go? Avoid camp-site fees by going wild camping in the countryside. Snag: it’s not legal in England and Wales (except on Dartmoor). Solution: make for Scotland or Dartmoor, where you’re actively encouraged to get out there and commune with nature in the raw. Visit outdooraccess-scotland.com and www.dartmoor-npa.gov.uk for details.
14 Brussels, not Paris, for a romantic weekend. The bureaucrats are away, hotel rates are cheaper and so is the food. Unless you dine at Comme chez Soi, which you must. We’re sorry.
15 Catching an overnight train is fun and saves the cost of a hotel. The Elipsos Trenhotel (elipsos.com ) runs from Paris to Barcelona and Madrid, with one-way fares in a four-berth couchette from £64pp; a two-berth sleeper, with ensuite shower and loo, three-course evening meal with wine in the restaurant car, and breakfast, is from £142pp. Or there are City Night Line trains (citynightline.ch ) from Paris to Berlin, and Artesia trains (artesia.eu ) from Paris to Milan, Venice, Florence and Rome. All are bookable through Rail Europe (084…, visit raileurope.co.uk ).
16 Book an apartment instead of a hotel. A week in the four-star Le Cavendish, just off La Croisette in Cannes, for a family of four will set you back £3,100 this July. A week in the chic, two-bedroom apartment Le Versailles, also just off La Croisette and booked through holidaylettings.co.uk , costs just £759 for the same week.
17 Or go for the halfway house: the apart-hotel. All rooms have a lounge area and fully equipped kitchenette. Citadines (www.citadines.com ) has apart-hotels in 22 countries: from £80 per night in Brussels, sleeping four people.
18 Never buy a round of drinks in a five-star hotel.
19 Pay nothing to call home by using Rebtel (rebtel.com ). It’s rather complicated . . . while overseas, enter the UK number you want on the Rebtel website. It will give you a local number in return — if you’re in Barcelona, for example, it will be a Barcelona number — and when you dial it, you’ll be connected to the UK number you want to call.
Tell the person at the other end of the line to hang up and redial the number on their screen, and as soon as they do so, you’ll be connected for free, while they’ll pay only for a local call. We’ve tried it and it works, but God knows how.
20 Save on car rental by joining a loyalty scheme. Signing up is free, and for once it pays to tick the box allowing them to send you their newsletters, as members can get discounts and upgrades — and, best of all, don’t have to queue up like losers at the airport rental desk.
21 Eat off the streets. No, not literally, but street food can be the freshest, tastiest option in more adventurous cities: go to the stall with the longest queue, have what everyone else is having, and if it looks like a tarantula on a stick, it is a tarantula on a stick.
22 In the developed world, where tap water is safe, buying bottled water more than once isn’t just extravagant, it’s vandalism — you’re creating rubbish for no reason. Refill as you go from any handy tap, and if anyone looks disapproving, tell them you’re an eco-warrior.
23 Always buy a local travel card. Some, such as the I Amsterdam card (£43 for 48 hours; iamsterdam.com ), offer not only unlimited travel on public transport, but also restaurant discounts and free entry to museums and galleries. Others, such as the New York Metrocard (£18 for seven days; mta.info/metrocard ) and London’s Oyster, just cover transport: a lot smarter than forking out for cabs.
24 If you think car-hire companies are having a laugh with their excessive excess charges — and who doesn’t? — outsmart them by insuring the excess at insurance4carhire.com. Europe for a year costs £49.
25 Or don’t rent at all. Hitchhiking is the cheapest way to travel, but it can be dodgy. With hitchhikers.org you can cyberthumb lifts all over Europe, and there’s the chance to check out the driver first by phone and e-mail.
26 Backpacker hostels aren’t only for spotty teenagers. Many of them are infinitely cleaner, cooler and better located than the cost-equivalent hotel. And the best ones offer doubles and family rooms as well as dorms — so you can pretend you are young again without actually having to sleep in a bunk bed.
27 A local guide can make the most of a city — but who wants to pay for one? Global greeternetwork.com will hook you up with a volunteer guide who will show visitors their favourite hidden corners simply for the love of it (though it’s good manners to buy them a coffee).
28 Boycott the Heathrow Express until they cut the silly price.
29 Snatch a copy of the local free listings magazine when you arrive in a new city. They might not read as beautifully as this newspaper, but they’re packed with promotions and deals for restaurants, attractions and theatres.
30 Book your airport parking the day you book your holiday. A summer-holiday fortnight at Heathrow’s Terminal 5 long-stay car park costs £98 if you book it now. Leave it until departure day and it’s £198. For reliable, often startling airport parking price comparisons, check gosimply.com .
31 French motorway hotels are brilliant and cheap if you need a stress-free stopover en route to the Med. Check out etaphotel.com , hotel-bb.com , hotelformule1.com and, if you’re a tiny bit posher, campanile.fr before you set off.
32 Come to think of it, British motorway chains aren’t half as horrid as they used to be, either. Dare we recommend Premier Inn (premierinn.com ), with its clean, functional family rooms from £50? And a nice Little Chef breakfast? No — not unless you happen to be passing the Popham branch on the A303, near Basingstoke. That’s the one Heston Blumenthal has got his hands on.
33 How often do you find that getting out to Rome with your favourite no-frills airline is just £9.99, plus taxes, but the return is £149? Answer: shop around for the best pair of one-way flight deals from different carriers.
34 Beware the concierge who earns commission from his recommendations. It’s worth double-checking with the local tourist office or the man in the street.
35 Read the travel section at moneysavingexpert.com . Its tabloid style can be disconcerting, but it does what it says on the tin. The FlightChecker mini-site is particularly useful, listing hundreds of no-frills flights by price rather than destination.
36 Do the Louvre (louvre.fr ) on the first Sunday of the month, or on July 14, and it’s free (saving £32 for a family of four). Many other cities and museums also have monthly free days.
37 No-frills airlines are now a worldwide phenomenon. Flying to Kuala Lumpur? Air Asia (airasia.com) will hop you to Langkawi, Bali or Borneo for less than £20 return. Get a Bond-villain-style overview at attitudetravel.com.
38 Every parent knows breaks in school hols cost a packet, and head teachers are dragons about taking the kids out of class. They have discretion to allow absences for an educational trip, though — which could mean anything from seeing lions to searching for fossils on a Dorset beach. Far be it from us to suggest cooking up “improving” side trips to avoid having to pay rip-off rates — we’ll simply leave the thought with you.
39 Collect miles. No problem if you don’t fly a lot: by using an affiliated credit card, or joining supermarket schemes, you can collect them on everyday spending. The oldest of the lot, Air Miles, now also includes all taxes and fees on its free flights. Sign up at airmiles.co.uk , nectar.com and tesco.com/clubcard .
40 And while we’re busy handing over all our personal details, sign up for airline and hotel mailing lists. What’s a bit of junk mail and overfriendly marketing if it gets you a heads-up on sales and deals?
41 The earlier you book a flight, the cheaper it is, right? Not for charters. If they have empty seats a couple of weeks before the flight, and they often do, they slash fares until the plane is full. Cancun for £200, anyone? Keep a beady eye on charterflights.co.uk , avro.co.uk and www.travelrepublic.co.uk .
42 Couchsurfing.com allows you to sleep, for free, on other people’s sofas. Amazingly, it works, and the site now has almost a million members.
43 You can pay an absolute fortune for your Eurostar trip. Or, thanks to the “Paris from £59” button on its home page, you can see at a glance when the cheapest fares are and plan accordingly.
44 For a real adventure on the cheap, work your passage by crewing on a yacht. Many private owners need extra hands on voyages: they’ll often teach you the ropes as you go, and rarely charge (though you’ll usually chip in for food). Cast off at cruiserlog.com , crewfile.com and floatplan.com , which has a great range of trips from the Med to the South Pacific.
45 If you’re booking a trip through a travel agent, never take their first price. They make their money on commission, so they’ll always have added something on for their profit: the more complicated the trip, the bigger the mark-up.
46 Check out transport from the airport into town before you leave home. Airport taxi ranks are the biggest rip-off zone in travel, awash with licensed bandits who’ll overcharge and then gouge the hotel for commission on delivering you. It’s a bus or a train for you, my dear.
47 Order your currency online, at thomasexchangeglobal.co.uk , for example. The rates are infinitely better than at the airport and, for a fiver, they’ll deliver it to your home or office as well.
48 Avoid Alton Towers, Chessington, the London Dungeon and Madame Tussauds. If it’s between them losing business and you staying afloat, too bad for them. They shouldn’t charge so much. And your children will be equally as happy building a den in the woods. Won’t they? No? Ah.
49 Don’t avoid Alton Towers et al, then. Type the name into Google followed by “special offer”. Guess what? You’ll find lots of special offers. Myvoucher codes.co.uk is also a good hunting site for deals.
50 Put our website, timesonline.co.uk/travel , into your favourites. It’s the year of the canny traveller, and you can read all about it on our site.
Tips by Stephen Bleach, Richard Green, Chris Haslam and Matt Rudd
Source : Times Online in UK